Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Sleeping is bliss , and blisser thy shall be when you have a naked chick lying next to you. I guess Einstein proposed theory of relativity after sleeping with a chick and decided to lie to his audience. So much for Science never lies eh ?

9.00 am :

A pendulum clock is irritating. Particularly when its bells go Gong Gong every hour. Add to that a hangover. That's like an ideal combination for a really really sad start to day's play . More like how indian cricket team plays on foreign turfs on day1. Disaster would be an euphemism.

10.00 am :

Mumbai is a dope sellers' paradise. The city is filled with urine filled streets give you the normal guys , a nauseating smell which actually is a major turn on for peddlers. I went into Jimmy's for a refill . The place was mobbed by people. Monday is the start of the week. Fresh faces go to office . Productivity is more according to scientists.But, I didnt' know the weed business was part of the monday morning blues! Jimmy was acting like Mr. Bill gates of Microsoft trying to push more on a few innocent peddlers . Steve Jobs probably modeled apples' supply chains based on this guy . He had 85% Mumbai covered with his green magic! I waited for the crowd to recede before making a buy. I decided to move in big . With the monsoon season coming in , I had to stock up good .


5.00 pm :

Juhu beach was slowly becoming my area of control . I had the college men stoned pretty much for the better part of their evening.I was more or less an innocent face in the crowd , not many eyes noticed me . It did make my job easier.....until.......