Thursday, December 3, 2009

Puffs of green smoke and we are back!!!!

Green Fairy is the closest thing to heaven on earth,except a nude Megan fox of course . What did all the religious texts preach? Multiply Happiness.Precisely what I did. Juhu beach needed some entertainment and it could do pretty well with some drugged mumbaikars.

The one thing about them is however drugged they are , they bathe regularly.Gujjus dont'. Lessons learnt hard tend to stay on forever. Parekh was my assistant in the business and he was as dumb as a stick .In short he was a complete package of stupidness wrapped in a really fat Seth body.God must have spent considerable time creating this one,because he was as dumb as Britney spears and as irritating as Ricky Ponting.. I was pretty sure a retarded cockroach could outwit him.But nothing,I stress nothing can beat his stench.Even my unwashed toilet pan couldn't.

We found an arcane location to put ourselves up along with the leaves and we smoked up all night long till my brains worked slower than a Pentium 1 machine. We generally hit the road at around 3pm - 4 pm when the crowd starts moving in gradually into Juhu . We used the Ville Parle entrance(it had less of police) and hung around till we spotted people who bought the stuff.

And things were on cruise mode till.......

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